Sunday, September 11, 2011

Transfer of experience

I found a cool apartment! Okay, okay ... so it's not perfect. Only a few bugs. I mean literally! The first account? Axtirminator! Is it worth the cash? Well, I can't afford a more expensive, even once (please!), cash spending must be okay. Maybe just can "RAID?"

I need a way to animate things. Daddy, I could borrow your trucks? You don't have one? Why not? Do you want one? I will help you to choose from! Well, that was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent out of shape! I think I better truck rental locations. What do you mean ... $ 200 ...In addition to the mileage? And gas? Good grief!

And while I'm on the phone will give the companies facilities and telephone. Yes, I know I have not used your services before. No, I don't have a credit card; this is the first place. You want what? Deposit $ 100? For each? Holy Cow ... do you have a license to steal people?

Papa, you need $ 500 to pay for! I used all my money for the first and last months rent and deposit. Well, how was I to know this would be very expensive? Sell something? Daaaaad…I need my TV!

Boy, this place is empty too. Maybe I should have bought a bed and a Chair. Nah…I have my bed. That'll be good enough. I need a table; I'll just use this box.

Renters insurance? I don't see it! What I have insurance?

Just got my first phone call! I would love to come to your party! Papa, you need a car. Because it is too far to walk to work, this is the reason. UM, auto insurance in Daddy ... there too! Thanks, Dad ... you're the best! And gas? I don't think so ...

Time for dinner. Let's look at these boxes. Oh, no! No dishes or pans. Any food!

Voluptuous sigh into, MOM?


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